BDSM Humour : Kinky Quotes

I  just came across an hilarious post by Mitdasein on the Domination and Mastery website, it gave me  a big laugh and really made my day so I wish to share it with you ,  dear readers of my brand-new blog :

http://dominationandmastery.wordpress.com/2010/02/02/kinky-wilde-isms/

I especially liked this one :

"Kinksters refuse to be constrained by the pointless rules and expectations of mundane society, preferring to be constrained by the pointless rules and expectations of other kinksters."

That one too (special dedicace to my friend Cat) :

"Masters spend the first part of training teaching you how to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling you to sit down and shut up."

And last but not least that third one, sometimes true according to my personal experience :

"Submissives begin by resisting a Dom’s advances and end by blocking his retreat."


PS : Happy Beltane Day to you all, may your inner fire bring you purification and renewal !